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In my
next life I want to live my life backwards.
You start
out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you
wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
You get
kicked out for being too healthy
You go
collect your pension
When you
start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first
day.
You work
for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement.
You party,
drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
Then you
are ready for high school.
You then go
to primary school,
You become
a kid, you play.
You have no
responsibilities,
You become
a baby until you are born.
And then
you spend your last 9 months
Floating in
luxurious spa like conditions
With central
heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day
And then
Voila!
You finish
off as an orgasm!
I rest my
case.
(By: Woody Allen)
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