next life I want to live my life backwards.
out dead and get that out of the way.
wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.
kicked out for being too healthy
collect your pension
start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first
for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your
drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,
are ready for high school.
You then go
to primary school,
a kid, you play.
You have no
a baby until you are born.
you spend your last 9 months
luxurious spa like conditions
heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day
off as an orgasm!
I rest my
(By: Woody Allen)