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  In my next life I want to live my life backwards.

  You start out dead and get that out of the way.

  Then you wake up in an old people's home feeling better every day.

  You get kicked out for being too healthy

  You go collect your pension

  When you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first


  You work for 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your


  You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous,

  Then you are ready for high school.

  You then go to primary school,

  You become a kid, you play.

  You have no responsibilities,

  You become a baby until you are born.

  And then you spend your last 9 months

  Floating in luxurious spa like conditions

With central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every  day

  And then Voila!

  You finish off as an orgasm!

  I rest my case.

 (By: Woody Allen)




Woody Allen





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